This is My Life. . .

Alright, Im guessing you want me to tell you about my weekend? Ok

Well, first off here are some pics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mylifeoncrack/

Okay, My cousin and I were Jake and ellwood from Blues Brothers. Im suprised nobody noticed us. The party was alright, we danced a little, and then we played Wrap the Mummy. My team of my cousins, and little kid #1 won the contest. Then, Kyle, Ellwood, ripped his pants, and hurt his leg, so he was out for most of the party.

Well, thats suprisingly it, boring huh? Yeah I know, calm down. Tomorrow, Im gonna watch Blues Brothers, and some scary movie on Halloween, and pass out candy…

Today was GREAT! I slept peacefully, didnt wake up once! I awoke to the sound of a blaring alarm clock, of course. I got up, got dressed, did some homework, and then departed for the bus.

At school, I went to the library before school to look for some play scripts. Didn’t find any, I read a script called “The Tutor” in Plays, it was alright. Then, I went to first hour where we did a lot of element puns (Native American = Indain = Indium Get it?) I had an intelligent conversation about how everything has its own gravitational pull and things like that. Then off I went to 2nd hour, which was, once agian, uneventful.

Then, I went to 3rd hour French, which I spent the whole time helping another teacher instead of listining to Cajun Ghost Stories. I just took all the pics for the paper, and then we had to leave for 4th hour, which I was able to get 4 kids and the student teacher to read my story: Corbin, Shana, Jennifer, and Jonathan. Everyone thought it was really funny except Corbin. Mabey its more of a girl story. Remind me to post it when I type it up! Then, I went to Ms. Williams and helped her some more…

Well, I woke up this morning to find that my clothes never dried. The heating element went out in my dryer. My mom said that she would take them to the washateria and then take me to school. Well, since that was to much trouble, I just told her I could stay home. So now I just woke up around 12:30 and Im writing this blog post to anyone who goes to my school and reads this (which isnt that many people, if any at all)

Well, I guess I should start from the beggining. I was awoken around 4:16 AM by my retarded Alarm Clock. I fixed the time, set the alarm agian, and ent back to sleep. Then woke up, did the routine, did some homework, then left for school.

I go to school and couldnt find Catherine, so I just hung around Deyanna. Then, Cat came and I talked to her a bit, then the bell rang and we departed for primetime which I just did some more homework. Then, we went to 1st hour. Today i had Phyiscis. It was cool. But, the office people called for all Honor Roll students, and we had a little ceremony in which I helped a kid, trey, make a comic about the Grim Reapers Son. Kinda cool

2nd hour was uneventful…

Then lunch came. I ate and then me and Catherine went to Ms. Williams room. I asked her to draw two amazon spirits for my french assignment, and she aggreed. We spent the whole break looking for the Newspaper folder, and when we found it and got started, we had to go to our 3rd hour classes. Which was also uneventful.

I hope your not bored, though I was the whole day…

Then 4th hour got a little interesting. We were to write a 4page humours essay. I decided to write about what I would do if I was chased around by a derranged couple in ketchup suits… I know weird, but It had to be funny. Then, all the people who had made a perfect on their test got to put their name in a bucket. I decided to sto away a slip and write a monoply like statemonet

“You get chased by haunted pickles, jump up and down 3 times, then pick another slip”

Yeah, kind of funny. Then, I wrote “Vote for Vergil” on the other side. Well, the teacher picked it, but didnt do as it instructed, so she was banished to the other side of the classroom, just kidding. Trying to make sure you dont die of bordem. Then the final bell rang, and we started for home.

Well, Nothing else happened, I read on the cheese wagon, then came home.

Well, today was alright. I started of going to the library and I had to help a traniee sign in, then I showed Catherine how to sheleve the mags, then Matrikia showed up, and I was able to show her how do do…things.

Then, I went to Primetime where Jackie told me the math homework, which I then did. Nothing Exciting.

Onward to Algebra I!! It was okay, I had my assignment and everything. I kinda enjoyed it..I know strange.

By that time I was starving. During the middle of class, my stomach growled and everyone looked at me!

I Then went to PE where we praticed Volleyball skills. I hate Volleyball. Then, me and Deyanna got to practice the forearm bump pass. I hate Volleyball. Then, we did some spike practice thingy…I hate Volleyball.

Next was Lunch. I had a good conversation with two of the preps in my class, Haley and Chelbi. They explained their preppy ways, and I explained to them what scene kids were. (Thanks Toby!) About 15 min later, I got my hamburger and tried to eat it. The bottom bun was so hard, I swear it cracked my teeth. Then, Noor, Cashandra, and I brought Newspapers out to the Recycle Bin.

Then, I went to Lit. Savannah and I recived a card with a secernaio on it. We then had to act it out in two forms, exxaggerated and normal. Ours was “You just saw someone trip and fall” But, of course, she had to leave because she Had stragiht A’s. I then had to work with Cecilia and Gloria on “You didnt make the team”

Gloria(walks up to Cecilia and says in an extremely Cheerleader-ly rude voice): Cecilia, you didnt make the team.

Cecilia(Tearful): What?

Gloria: You Didnt make the team

Cecilia(Tearful): What?

Gloria(Shaking Cecilia): YOU DIDNT MAKE THE TEAM!!!

Cecilia runs off, Dylan enters

Dylan: You know what? YOU WOULDNT KNOWTALENT IF IT CAME UP BEHIND YO AND BIT YOUR HINDQUATERS! A DOOR HAS MORE TALEBT THAN YOU, AND YOU SHOULDNT TAKE IT OUT ON OTHERS!

Gloria: You wanna fight? (Does karate stance)

Dylan:(Walks off)

Yeah long I know. Well, thats what happened at school…Go away now…

Ok, Im sitting hrer, Its 5:33 AM, I wasnt able to find my Math Homework assignment, and Im starving. Just hought you might wanna know.

Well, last night we did go to the costume shop and alls I got were lousy little devil horns. There black and their small. Kinda cool…

Then we went to Wal-MArt where I ws asked to go get some Ice-Cream while my mom looked for some Vanilla Coke’s (There my fav! ^^) I then went and got a gallon of Cookies and Cream ice cream, an Oreo Cream Pie, and some Oreo Klondike bars. I then walked around the store for about 30min looking for my mom, freezing my arse off, and getting retarted looks from everybody. I then chuncked the Ice Cream and went to find my mom. I then found her about 10min later, and she had the nerve to ask me where I was! Where were you?!?!

Then the night was pretty uneventful, took a shower, yada yada. Then, I forgot to put my PE clothes in the wash. I tossed them in there and started it. I then told my mom to dry the clothes, and went to bed.

DYLAN!!!!! my mom screamed. I ran out of my room and she told me that washing the clothes was plumb damn stupid, and told me to put them in the dryer. I did, and they were soaking wet, and very heavey. Then when I was done, she yelled at me some more and made me take them out. Then she yelled at me some more…Then I went to bed…agian…

Well, this is my first post. Today, I woke up 20min late, couldnt find my School ID badge, and had to do a French assignment. My Phyiscis teacher wasn’t there, so we had a lady who was mabey 62 or something come and sub. I lended my planner to another student so she could look at the peridoc table. I then left with Cindy to go and type the School Newspaper (which we didnt get far) and forgot it.

 

I then went to LA history where is was like 46 degrees. That class was pretty much un eventful except that I found out that I got an “A” on my Preamble Quiz.

 

Then I had to go to French where I did nothing except get my French Assignment corrected…

 

Then I had forth hour Adv English where I had to work with Shana, Isreal, and Jonathan. Shana’s alright, but Isreal and Jonathans another story. We then competed in Jeporody and Shana and I beat Isreal and Jonathan. I then went and found my planner from the sub lady.

 

Then I read a little on the bus ride home and havent done anything really eventful since then. Im going later to a costume shop which I dont know why, and hopefully Wal-Mart.